by Beth
Oh hai guys.
I have seen The Room in its entirety 3 times in my life.
Some might argue that it’s 3 times more than anyone needs to see it, but those
people probably saw it in the wrong place at the wrong time. The Room requires
cocktails, friends, or a Rifftrax (and preferably all of those) to be enjoyed
or appreciated. In the right context The Room is a beautiful mess that will
make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. I’m not obsessed with
it like some people. I only paid to see it one time, and that was at the
Rifftrax Live event. I will never go to a midnight showing, nor do I want to
meet Tommy Wiseau (he just creeps me out). I did however really want to see The
Disaster Artist.
The first weekend we had planned on seeing it my work schedule got messed up due to Snowpocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo. So we saw it last weekend instead, and I’m glad I chose this over The Last Jedi. I will see it soon, but I never go to Star Wars movies on opening weekend. I like my movie theaters between a quarter and half empty. I’ve also heard so many bad things about The Last Jedi that I’m glad I picked The Disaster Artist instead. Because I fucking loved it. I never read the book The Disaster Artist, but I think I will now. I’m sure there’s plenty in the book that didn’t make the movie, and I want to know even more of those twisted little details that made this so much fun to watch.
If you don’t know The Room then just go to YouTube. The
entire thing is available to watch for free, or you can just watch the
“highlights” (the best of the worst). Or you could listen to the How Did This
Get Made podcast episode where they talk about it. Hell, you could just watch the Honest Trailer.
There are so many ways to see or learn about The Room that I don’t feel
justified taking up your time or mine by going over it all again here.
If you've never seen The Room you'll be confused. If you're
expecting a remake of The Room you'll be disappointed. If you want to know
where Tommy Wiseau is from, and how he got all that money you won't be
satisfied on that count either. This story focuses more on the relationship
between Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, and how they came to make the movie in
the first place. Greg and Tommy met in an acting class in San Francisco, and
for some strange reason Greg found himself drawn to Tommy (despite his acting
being the literal worst) and the two became bestest buddies almost unbelievably
fast. So much so that they move to L.A. together to pursue their dreams. I can
see being intrigued by a man like Tommy Wiseau, but not so much so that I'd put
my life in his hands by moving to another city and shacking up with him when I
was just 19 years old.
Once in L.A. things go better for Greg than for Tommy, and
there is definitely some jealously. But neither one of them rockets to stardom
like they thought. As a last ditch effort to keep their dreams alive Tommy decides
that Greg's offhand comment of making their own movie is the way to go. We get
to see a lot more of the shooting of the movie than we do the actual movie, but
the actors playing the crew are so great that you don't mind. Seth Rogen's
reactions to what's happening around him are priceless, and even Paul Sheer can
kind of act a little (I'm just used to him being the effeminate chump on The
League). A lot has already been said about what a great job James Franco does
playing Tommy Wiseau so I won't beat a dead horse. I'll just say that he is the
best I've ever seen him here. You know he can be funny, weird, or serious. This
is the first time I've seen him do them all at once, and he holds absolutely
nothing back (even his ass, although it looks way better than Tommy Wiseau's
ass ever did). I also know that there's been Oscar buzz around his performance,
but as good as he is I don't see that happening. I just don't see the Academy
giving a best actor award to a movie based on The Room no matter how good the
performance. I was actually more surprised to learn that Dave Franco could act.
I've never seen him in anything that required much acting before this, but it
was still unexpected. Other cast members are unrecognizable for most of the
movie so I can only imagine that they're in it because they really wanted to be
in it, and not because of their names. I didn't realize Zac Efron or Peeta from
The Hunger Games were there until late in the movie. Not that who they were
made any difference to me, but I'm not used to seeing actors so well hidden. I
mean, I don't think Peeta has been super busy lately so it's not like he's a
household name anymore, but it was odd none the less.
The movie does do a good job of reminding us that Greg is
not necessarily a victim here though. Sure, Tommy loses his shit when Greg
wants to move in with his girlfriend. He keeps Greg from getting other acting
jobs due to the demanding (and seemingly neverending) shooting schedule of The
Room. But it is difficult to tell sometimes who the bad guy is. Tommy is
insane, of course, but you do feel sorry for him at several points. Greg is
clearly unhappy, but he doesn't just say "fuck this" and walk out. He
had to have known that this movie was going to suck pretty early on. If your
dream is to be an actor you have to know when it's in your best interests to
jump ship. But after seeing how the girl who played Lisa was treated the same
could be said for her. Given that about six million dollars was spent on making
The Room I assume they must have been paid well enough to stick around.
There were a few things that struck me as possibly
inaccurate, but I only know what I've read and heard. I have a hard time
accepting that Tommy Wiseau was so quick to jump on the "my movie is a
comedy" thing. The How Did This Get Made podcast episode on The Room had
an interview with Greg Sestero, and from what I remember he took a long time to
accept that it wasn't the grand drama he envisioned. I also have trouble believing
that Greg forgave Tommy that quickly for pretty much ruining his career. But The
Disaster Artist is a buddy movie at heart, and as weird and fucked up as that
friendship is the goal is accomplished. At it's essence The Disaster Artist is
about two guys with a dream of becoming famous. Given what a train wreck of a
movie The Room is we are still talking about it, watching it, and watching a
movie about it. So I'd say they succeded in the end.
P.S. Make sure you stay to watch the side by side shots of
The Room and the scenes of The Room shot for The Diaster Artist. Some of them
are so dead on it makes me weep for the actors who had to spend that much time rewatching
scenes until they were perfect. You'll even see my favorite scene: the flower
shop. Hi doggie!
Beth got her start writing for a site called Movie Criticism for the Retarded (which has been reborn as dorkdroppings.com. Check it out sometime), but was pulled out of an early retirement to write for Needless Things. When she isn't writing she plays video games and watches bad horror movies while eagerly awaiting the zombie apocalypse. She may try to save her husband and/or their cats, but luckily hasn't had to make those tough decisions yet. Follow beth0rama on Instagram or on Twitter @NeedlessBeth where she doesn't post often enough to be annoying, but updates way more than Google+
Beth got her start writing for a site called Movie Criticism for the Retarded (which has been reborn as dorkdroppings.com. Check it out sometime), but was pulled out of an early retirement to write for Needless Things. When she isn't writing she plays video games and watches bad horror movies while eagerly awaiting the zombie apocalypse. She may try to save her husband and/or their cats, but luckily hasn't had to make those tough decisions yet. Follow beth0rama on Instagram or on Twitter @NeedlessBeth where she doesn't post often enough to be annoying, but updates way more than Google+
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