Friday, March 31, 2017

Needless Things Podcast 154 - WrestleMania 33 Pre-Show w/ DorkDroppings.com


Phantom Troublemaker teams up with Noel from DorkDroppings.com for a special look at WWE and WrestleMania!


Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Devlin's Domain - La Grande Bouffe



This reminds me of nights at Golden Corral or a dumpy Chinese buffet where I become aware of the unhealthy physical appearance of other patrons. I'm not one to frequent buffets, but every time I do I tell myself I'll never go back. It's a great idea in theory, you have plenty of options and the permission to try as much of anything as you'd like. Acting on the initial impulse of trying everything and getting your money's worth leads to some negative side effects though. I usually find myself in a state of extreme discomfort that last at least an hour. Stomach is bloated and cramped and that's only after roughly 3 plates. I've seen people get multiple plates in one trip to reduce how many times they have to get their fat asses up and walk back, cause it's so far ya know. The buffet is the last place some of these people need to be. Their love of food and over indulgence of it is surely leading to an early demise. This is relevant to what's ahead. So if you're curious as to why I'm talking Golden Corral in Devlin's Domain, proceed.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Once More with Buffy

by Beth

I hadn't planned on writing more about Buffy, but when Phantom asked me for an extra post, and I didn't want to move up my next post I thought it might be a good time to go more in-depth on a few of my favorite episodes. I was challenged on a few of my top picks so had planned on the top 5, but once I got into it I quickly realized I had too much to say about them to get that far. Hell, I couldn't even get the top 3 into less that several thousand words. Not without making this unbearably long, at least. So here are a few notables that didn't quite make the cut, but are still worth mentioning as well as a longer piece of why my favorite is indeed my favorite. Hint: it's Doublemeat Palace. Just making sure you were paying attention. That is probably my least favorite Buffy ever. So here's 5 more good ones:

Monday, March 27, 2017

Needless Things Podcast 153 - Mikal Mosley


A Very Special WrestleMania Monday Episode!

Phantom Troublemaker talks to wrestler and cosplayer Mikal Mosley on this special bonus episode of the Needless Things Podcast!


Friday, March 24, 2017

Needless Things Podcast 152 – Toy Stories LIVE at Toylanta 2017


LIVE from Toylanta 2017 (formerly Joelanta and the Great Atlanta Toy Convention), Phantom Troublemaker hosts an all-new Toy Stories panel!


Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Phantom Troublemaker’s Life of Movies


By Phantom Troublemaker

What a fucking chore this turned out to be!

I saw a Facebook post by our good friend Chad J. Shonk on Sunday morning that was a list of his favorite movie from each year that he has been alive. I thought it was neat and I’m pretty much a sucker for gimmicky new ways to make lists of favorite things, so I decided I’d participate. Of course, once I got started I realized a few things:

*This undertaking would certainly produce enough material for a Needless Things article rather than a mere Facebook post

*Browsing through every movie made (listed on Wikipedia) in the last forty years was going to take many hours

*There were going to be quite a few years where it was incredibly difficult to pick a favorite

*Wikipedia is the drizzling shits as far as accuracy goes; it took me two different lists to do this and I still think there are some movies that got overlooked

*Hollywood has produced far, far more movies that I don’t care about than it has movies I do and of those an overwhelming majority are hot garbage


Tuesday, March 21, 2017

20 Years of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

by Beth

“If the apocalypse comes beep me.” If you're under 20 a reference to our long lost primitive forms of communication might not make a lot of sense to you. But hey, if you're under 20 you're probably not reading about a show that's older than you are anyway. I guess in your parlance it would be “snap me”. Whatever the hell that means. Okay really I do know what that means, but I've got enough social media in my life. You kids can keep the snaps all to yourselves.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Toy Review – One:12 Collective DC Comics Flash from Mezco Toys


By Phantom Troublemaker

Wally West is my Flash.

I know that Geoff Johns Rebirthed Barry Allen however long ago that was now, but I first started liking the Scarlet Speedster on Justice League. As with many DC characters, I didn’t truly appreciate Flash until his depiction in the DC Animated Universe, where the combination of brilliant writing and Michael Rosenbaum’s natural charm made Wally West one of the best characters on the show.


Friday, March 17, 2017

Needless Things Podcast 151: Hard Ticket to Hawaii Needless Commentary


Part of an ongoing series – the Needless Things Irregulars gather in the Phantom Zone to provide their own unique commentary on classic genre films!


Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Toy Review – DC Icons Batgirl from DC Collectibles


By Phantom Troublemaker

If I didn’t already own hundreds of Mattel’s DC Universe Classics action figures I would absolutely be collecting DC Collectibles’ Icons. Well, if they cost less I would be. But I’ll still pick up favorite characters from time to time like Harley Quinn, Batman, and Deadman. The Deadman is by far the best action figure of that character that I own. Batman would be if not for the One:12 Dark Knight Returns figure. And that Harley is simply outstanding. If you don’t have her, I recommend you find one.


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

The Princess of Antar: Christina's Character Study on Roswell's Isabel Evans

By Christina




“Oh…I…I killed a person.  An alien?  An enemy?  Does that make it ok?  Oh God, what was she talking about?  She said I betrayed my family.  Is it true?  Oh, is it true?  Am I a terrible person?”

Straight A student.  Most popular in school.  Loves her mother and father.  Outgoing.  Dreams of being a supermodel someday.  Is also the Princess of an alien planet, has alien powers that allow her to walk in peoples dreams, can manipulate the molecular structure of objects, can incinerate people with the wave of a hand and shove people out of doors with her mind, and is also trying to stop an inter-galactic war before it threatens the picture-perfect life that she enjoys on Earth.  So…not your average teenager.

In Part Two of my four-part character study of the Royal Four of the TV Show Roswell, I dissect (wow, poor word choice,) Isabel Evans.  The pretty and popular human woman-slash-Princess of Antar.  Warning:  Spoilers ahead.

Monday, March 13, 2017

Phantom on Marvel – Netflix's Jessica Jones


By Phantom Troublemaker

Since I started the Needless Things Podcast the frequency of my commentary and speculation pieces has been dwindling. I enjoy talking a lot more than I enjoy writing and I enjoy conversation more than I enjoy tossing lengthy essays out into an unresponsive void.
Plus, now that I have paying supporters on SupportPhantom.com (few though they may be) I feel a little more obligated to post stuff there when I am taken with the desire to write.
But every once in a while I still get the itch to post something here that’s a little broader and more interesting than a toy review. Which is why I’m here today.

I’ve already written about Marvel Comics, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of SHIELD (which surprised me by getting its own post), and Daredevil.

Today I’m going to write about Jessica Jones.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Needless Things Podcast 150 – Resident Evil


Phantom Troublemaker and Beth reminisce about the original survival horror franchise – Resident Evil!

Twenty-one years of terror! From the very first video game on the original Sony PlayStation to the current one-two punch of the seventh entry in the primary line of video games and the sixth and supposedly final film, few video game franchises have enjoyed as much success and notoriety as Resident Evil. With forays onto nearly every modern video game system and countless tie-ins, the series known as Biohazard in Japan is Capcom’s top multi-million dollar property.

Listen in as Phantom and Beth talk about being entertained in theaters and terrified in the comfort of their own homes!




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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Comic Book Wednesday – Previews March 2017: “Mutants and Space People, Everywhere!”


By Phantom Troublemaker

If you don’t know, Previews is the catalog that Diamond Comic Distributors use to offer the products they distribute to comic book stores around the country. This is where you can view and order (through your favorite Local Comic Book Shop) comic books, trade paperback collections, t-shirts, books, media, and toys and other collectibles from hundreds of different vendors that deal in geek-oriented merchandise. The genius part is that you actually have to pay for your copy of Previews for the privilege of ordering other things to pay for. It’s like the Ren Fest except without the horse poo smell.

So every month a new edition of Previews is sent out to comic book stores. Contained in the pages within are products that might be currently available or could be released anytime in the next year; but are typically about three months away. Most of this month’s offerings are scheduled to ship in June.

Now it’s time to discuss a few of the weird and/or wonderful items offered in this month’s edition!


Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Movie Review - Logan

by Beth

I went into Logan unspoiled, and I'm glad I did. For those of you who haven't seen it yet I will do my best to help you stay that way too. Well, I did read one review. I purposely chose the worst review I could find on IMDB so that I could get an idea if what the the worst case scenario might be. I don't remember who wrote it, but they were from TIME, and they were way off. According to them Logan was making a weak attempt at reflecting our troubled political landscape, and it just didn't go far enough in that area. I didn't get that from it at all so maybe just ignore any piece of the review you see from TIME. I know that Phantom already reviewed Logan for his Patreon subscribers so by all means go check that out, but I'm going to throw my two cents in as well. We often have differing opinions so I don't think putting another perspective out there is a bad thing. He's softened on his stance against Days of Future Past, but we disagreed wildly on it at first.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Phantom on Wrestling: The Universe vs. The Cruiserweights

By Phantom Troublemaker


Note: I will reference the WWE main roster several times. While the Cruiserweight division is part of that roster and also its own product depending on the situation, let’s not kid ourselves – these guys are not on par with Kevin Owens and AJ Styles. Not to the general audience in a star power way. So when I refer to the main roster, I mean the talent that is exclusively referred to as being on RAW or Smackdown Live.

From Facebook:

“What are your thoughts on the cruiserweights?”

Good question! I almost answered before realizing that I could get a whole post out of it.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Toy Review – One:12 Collective Marvel Comics Daredevil from Mezco Toys


By Phantom Troublemaker

Two things have made me a bigger fan of Daredevil than I used to be – Mark Waid and Chris Samnee’s run of the comic book and the Netflix Original Daredevil.

 I think I talked enough about my background with Matt Murdock in the above post, so instead I’m going to talk about what’s up with Mezco’s One:12 Collective action figures and how I think the line is going.