Friday, October 30, 2015
All Hallow's Eve is nigh upon us and here in Devlin's Domain I am celebrating with more vomit inducing fare. Last time I covered Martyrs, which was a dead serious type of horror film. On this edition I'm going to lighten the mood a bit with the close of a disgusting trilogy. I mean Halloween should be a little fun, right?
Phantom Troublemaker, Beth V, Richard Davis, and Arian talk about the greatest horror franchise of all time – The Evil Dead!
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, Arian, Army of Darkness, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, Beth V, Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead 2, halloween, horror, horror movies, Needless Things Podcast, Richard Davis, Sam Raimi, The Evil Dead
I have raised my family to be very…unique. My oldest was quoting the Green Lantern oath at the age of seven. My middle child sleeps with a Batman pillow. My three year old roots for Harley Quinn. I’m proud of my geek children. So, while watching Wil Wheaton’s Tabletop channel, I felt my pride swell when my teen decided that a game that they played during one episode involving surviving the Zombie Apocalypse not only seemed fun, but a moral imperative to own. I have raised my children well. Her birthday this October granted her dearest wish, and we rang in the Halloween month right by surviving zombies, frost bite, raiders, and a colony traitor out to destroy us all. Welcome to my review of the survival horror game, Dead of Winter.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
When I was a kid I was allowed to watch Rated R movies. For the people that write on this blog, the terms “Liberal” and “Conservative” weren’t thrown around often in our childhood, but Liberal my parents were. My mother was a punker and in her later years a modern goth. Heck, I was sung to sleep as a baby to Alice Cooper and cut my teeth on Motorhead, Bad Company, and GWAR, so naturally Rated R movies were not something they hid me from either. There was only one movie that my father ever kept me from for reasons I never understood, and that was Harlem Nights. It was an F-Bomb laden twenties-era romp, and it later became one of my favorite movies of all time! But Dad would never let me rent it. I thought, “Dude, I am TEN, and you let me watch Basic Instinct. I can’t watch THIS? What is wrong with you?” Granted I don’t let my kids watch Rated R movies, but I look back and inventory many of my favorite R rated horror/thriller flicks and realize something horrible; half of them my teen can watch now legally. PG-13 is the new R. What the heck happened?
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
31 Days of Halloween: Spooky Toy Review – A Nightmare on Elm Street 30th Anniversary Freddy Krueger from NECA
Apparently this is “Old Toy Month”.
NECA’s “Ultimate” Freddy Krueger came out last December and I just never got around to reviewing him. Sometimes even though I might really dig a new toy, I have trouble getting motivated to do a review. I sold off all of my Pacific Rim toys recently and barely reviewed any of those. Although to be honest I think it was a lack of excitement over them. I love that movie and the toys were beautiful, but I think that NECA might not have been the best company to make them. Pacific Rim is about monsters and mechs beating the shit out of each other, but those were some “toys” that were equally fragile and dangerous. You could kill someone with the sharp points on the Kaiju and if you did more than blow gently on the Jaegers pieces would fall (or break) off. I would much rather have had toys that could actually be played with from Hasbro or Mattel. Or heck, even JAKKS probably could have offered up some kickass figures. They would have been huge, at least.
Ah 1985. What a great time to be a child with a penchant for horror and permissive parents. (I know it seems like all I do is watch and talk about horror movies. I swear I have other interests. Just not many that can get me going on a long, drawn out diatribe like scary movies do.) A lot of really good (and really bad) horror movies came out in 1985, and I thought it might be fun to take a look at a few to see how they've held up. Some are still great, a few haven't held up as well, and several were pretty terrible to begin with. There are definitely more that came out that year than I have time or inclination to talk about. I'm pretty much just going to cover the ones I liked, were the most memorable, and of course the very worst of those that I've seen. Let's go with alphabetical order since the seems most fair.
Monday, October 26, 2015
This is it!
The last week of Halloween and the final installment of this series that I accidentally came up with. And boy, am I glad that I did. I was sick of writing about SyFy’s schedule.
Friday, October 23, 2015
The Casket Creatures return to talk to Phantom Troublemaker about horror movies and the Halloween season!
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, halloween, Haunted Attractions, horror movies, horror remakes, Needless Things Podcast, slashers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Casket Creatures
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Halloween is fast approaching and I've decided to make the most of it this week. I've got a trick or a treat, depending on your level of mental stability, in store for you on this edition of Devlin's Domain. This won't be for the faint of heart, so I'm giving fair warning to those with weak stomachs or weak minds. If you find films like Saw, Hostel, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and Last House on the Left to be horrifying or disturbing, turn back now. If you find films like those to be tame and are searching for something to push things to a true extreme, look no further. This is your unlucky day.
I took the family to see Goosebumps on opening night. I never watched the show or read the books because I was older when they came out, but my wife is a fan because of her niece and nephew and she and my son have watched a number of episodes on Netflix. I love it when we can all go and see movies together, so this was in the cards for a while.
All I really knew about the franchise was that it was basically kid-friendly versions of The Twilight Zone and Tales from the Darkside.
Archie Comics has taken yet another gamble at mixing Riverdale's favorite teenagers with something that nobody saw coming. I mean really, can you honestly sit there and tell me that you could have seen this one shot starring the SYFY phenomenon coming. That's right, straight from your television screen to your comic book pages we have Archie vs Sharknado. With the popularity of Afterlife With Archie and Archie vs Predator it was inevitable that we would get something just as odd from the publisher. However, I don't think with a hundred guesses I would have selected Sharknado as something that would crossover into the Archieverse.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
It took me a while to check out the original Marvel Zombies miniseries because, quite frankly, I didn’t see how it could be any good. Also because it started in December. If it had launched in October I probably would have bought it just because.
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, action figures, Diamond Select Toys, halloween, Magneto, Marvel Comics, Marvel Select, Marvel Zombies, mutants, toy reviews, x-men
here, but if you can't be bothered I'll sum it up for you. Horror movies are stressful, and you're more likely to be a bad person if you like them. I mean, okay I may not be the best person, but I don't think I'm a bad person. I'm certainly not the kind of bad person that this article describes. The writer goes on to make several pseudo-scientific points so I'll address them each in turn.
Monday, October 19, 2015
We’re well into 31 Days of Halloween and I wanted to check in with some spooky updates, as well as another day of fantasy Halloween programming to hopefully prompt you guys to put together your own dream viewing schedules.
If you missed my listings last time, you can check them out here.
Friday, October 16, 2015
31 Days of Halloween - Needless Things Podcast 77 – Demons of the Ring: Supernatural Gimmicks in Wrestling
Phantom Troublemaker, Sean Reid, and the one and only Johnny DANGAAAAAA discuss the biggest and spookiest gimmicks from the colorful history of the greatest sport of them all – professional wrestling!
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, Dungeon of Doom, Gangrel, halloween, Johnny Danger, Misfits, Needless Things Podcast, pro wrestling, professional wrestling, Sean Reid, undertaker, Vampiro, wcw, wrestling, wwe, wwf
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
As promised, I'm diving into the world of psychotic, brainwashing, religious cults. It's an ironically perfect topic to celebrate Halloween. I grew up in a religion that condemned the celebration of the holiday and it was known to me for a long time as "the Devil's holiday". Coincidentally it was the only holiday that ever appealed to me. I found that the Devil is a tame, ficticious threat in comparison to what I see as a true evil, religion itself.
I first discovered author Johnny B. Truant a few years ago. Even though Truant is a writer, that is not how I first found him. Oddly enough it was through podcasting where Truant is one of the hosts of the Self Publishing Podcast and the Better Off Undead Podcast. SPP as it's commonly called is for aspiring writers which includes tips and interviews with other authors. On that show there are three hosts which include Johnny, Sean, and Dave. All three are authors that collaborate with each other and Sterling And Stone is their company. They also do solo projects as well. I have followed the podcasters for years but have never read any of their work which has been a mistake on my part. Well, due to one of the books being free on iTunes, I finally changed that.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Monday, October 12, 2015
First of all, I have to clarify that this is not a toy. It says so right on the box:
I suppose that makes it an “Adult Collectible”, which is a term that I will never be entirely comfortable with because of the connotations of the word “Adult”. Not just because “Adult” so often means “pervy”, but also because when it doesn’t mean “pervy” it tends to mean “shit that I don’t want to do/think about”. And I like pervy an awful lot more than I like any of that. But I tend to stay away from pervy in the context of Needless Things.
Friday, October 9, 2015
Phantom Troublemaker and Mike Gordon talk about the horror-infused history of the Dark Knight Detective in the newest Needless Things Podcast!
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, batman, comic books, dc comics, Elseworlds, ESO Podcast, halloween, horror, Mike Gordon, Needless Things, Needless Things Podcast, superheroes, Supernatural
Has anyone seen that hilarious Geico commercial with the idiot teenagers running from the psycho killer? They see the still-running car, and the kids says "Are you crazy? Let’s hide behind the chainsaws!" And that’s exactly where the little morons go. Even the psycho killer stops, stares, and shakes his head. He's even ready to just say, "This is pathetic and no longer fun for me. Next." I could watch that commercial over and over again until I pee my pants from laughter because it outlines why most horror movies don't hold suspense for me anymore since all the morons behave this exact same way. My husband and I have come to predict who will die, in what order, and how (with the exception of the Friday the 13th reboot with Jared Padalecki. The last few minutes of that movie total went against horror movie formula!) But this book, ladies and gentlemen, will help you to fight against the horror movie stereotype. If you are ever trapped in your own horror movie, this book shall help you get out the other side alive.
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
I am more terrified of aliens than I am of anything else. I discussed this a bit on Episode 34 of the Needless Things Podcast, but I felt the topic warranted a little more in-depth investigation.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Monday, October 5, 2015
31 Days of Halloween: Ancient Toys of Yesteryear – Resurrection of Monstress Franken Steela from Yellow Submarine
I wanted to do something special for the first toy review of this year’s Halloween coverage. While there are plenty of new horror toys on the market thanks to companies like NECA, Mezco, and Funko, you can find reviews of that stuff everywhere (which is not to say that I won’t be reviewing some of that stuff here – after all, nobody else is me). I decided to dig into my toy archives and review an old favorite.
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, action figures, Ancient Toys of Yesteryear, Franken Steela, Frankenstein, import toys, Resurrection of Monstress, toys, Yellow Submarine
Saturday, October 3, 2015
Phantom Troublemaker and the Needless Things Irregulars talk about the career and impact of Master of Horror Wes Craven in the newest Needless Things Podcast!
Labels: 31 Days of Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Beth V, Devlin, halloween, horror, horror movies, Needless Things Podcast, R.T. Ewell, Scream, Shocker, The Hills Have Eyes, The People Under the Stairs, Wes Craven
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Welcome to Needless Things’ month-long celebration of the greatest time of the year!
From today through Halloween, me and the rest of the Needless Things Irregulars will be sharing the spookiest, creepiest, and most fun content we can to help get you in the Halloween mood.