How would you guys like to read a post about how a guy that has no costume making skills built a Mandalorian costume six years ago?
Great! I knew you’d be into it.
Over the years we got more background on Fett in the form of novels and comic books (and a Holiday Special) and people that apparently loved Fett as much as I did had the opportunity to create a fully-formed character. Then we met Boba’s father, Jango, in the Prequels. He had a much bigger role than his son, but met an equally ignominious end.
Next up we got Karen Traviss’ novels that detailed Mandalorian culture to an extent that nobody ever expected. These works absolutely sucked me in and made me a bigger fan of Fett and his ilk than ever before. At that point my Phantom Troublemaker gimmick was just getting underway (in the form that it is now) and I felt absolutely compelled to make a purple and green Mando suit.
This is why I understand costumers and cosplayers and empathize so deeply with what they do. I totally get that unrelenting drive to create that thing. To have that vision in your head that is almost bursting out of your hands and forcing you to make make MAKE.
I’ve told the story of that fire being extinguished on the podcast and the website more than enough times, so today I want to share the story of the making.
Side Note: There are a total of five pictures of me in the costume. They are all from Dragon Con 2009. Four of them are here and were taken by my buddy, Darth Pete. The fifth is with some random family whose kids wanted to have their picture taken with me. That was nice. I wish I had taken more close-up pictures to show how the costume looked on.
All of the other pictures were taken the other day. I unpacked the costume just for this article. You’ll notice that the ammo pouches on the front aren’t here – that’s because they were all moldy and gross. I threw ‘em out.
From the start I knew that I had zero skills. There were things that I felt like I would be able to do and things that I knew I did not have the resources or time to construct on my own.
The first of those latter things was my mask:
I have a guy that makes all of my wrestling masks. His name is Mike Woody and he is an incredible artist. I do not have the sewing or fabric manipulation skills to do what he does, so I order my masks. I drew up a picture of what I wanted – a Mando bucket design (they call their helmets “buckets”) adapted onto a hood (wrestling mask). We had to figure out how the face would be cut out under the mesh and how big the patterns would be, as well as what sort of materials to use. There was no way around it being thick – there were a lot of layers and they couldn’t be fabric because it just wouldn’t look right.
Eventually we figured it out and Mike got to work. His turnaround time is anywhere from two to four months because he takes his time and does quality work. Once the mask order was in, I started looking for the next most critical part of the costume – the armor plates.
Every other aspect of the costume could be kitbashed – taking items and pieces of items and putting them together to create something new and different. This is how many of the original models for Star Wars vehicles were created. But the distinctive plating that Mandos wear on their chests and shoulders could not be faked. The designs were too specific and important to the overall look to be fabricated from something else (at this time I had zero knowledge of costume construction using foam or other materials and I had no connections to the costuming community).
I hunted around online for quite some time to figure out the best way to get these armor plates. Prices ranged from “more than I want to pay” to “WAY more than I want to pay” and the range of materials was baffling. I had no idea there would be so many options. A lot of the cheaper plating seemed far too thin to me, so I settled on a mid-range set. I cannot for the life of me remember what the material is, but it’s very much like PVC. It included the collar, shoulder plates, back plate, and abdominal plates.
Over the course of building this thing I learned a lot. Up until that point I had never really thought about all of the parts that made up Boba Fett’s costume. I had never realized that the armor was mounted on a vest and not his actual flight suit or coveralls or whatever. Not only would this make the plating much easier to deal with, it also just looked better and gave the armor a better profile.
Altering that vest was an absolute motherfucker. But I’ll get to that later.
I printed up a huge number of reference pictures for the various parts of Fett’s costume and pinned them up all over my workshop. I knew I didn’t want to recreate that exact armor, and by that time I had the benefit of knowing that aside from the plating, Mando gear varied quite a bit from person to person. This is easily the biggest break I got because it allowed me the freedom to disregard some of the more specific and complicated details of the costume that your average Joe would never notice, anyway. And I could also change small things that I didn’t particularly care for like Fett’s knee armor and booties (those are totally booties).
Actually, I’ll go ahead and get the boots out of the way since I spent more money on those than any single other component (except the armor).
I wanted big, clunky space boots. I wanted them to have big straps with cool, space-age-looking buckles or clasps. And I very specifically did not want them to look like Hot Topic boots.
Here is one of the guiding principles I had for this costume – nothing could look like it came from Earth. It drives me nuts when someone has a really together, cool-looking costume with Doc Martens on. It’s fine for something to be recognizable, but it all had to be generic enough to pass as originating in a galaxy far, far away.
What ended up looking best were some motocross boots I found on eBay for a price that was too high, but I just couldn’t pass them up. They looked exactly like what I had been picturing, with some minor alterations (that – like everything else in this project – ended up being not-so-minor).
I don’t have any “before” pictures for anything because it never occurred to me to take any.
These were originally blue and light grey. I used painter’s tape to cover up the parts that I liked and spray painted everything else black. There are some English words on these, but they were the last thing I did and by this point I was out of time and patience. If I had any interest in fine-tuning or updating this costume I could pretty easily cover them up now.
Speaking of adding, I attached sheathes for these crazy little knives I got from the Bud K catalog to the backs of the boots. In my mind, my Mando guy kept them back there out of sight rather than on the sides.
What I did not know when I ordered motocross boots is that they’re incredibly stiff and difficult to walk in. The ankles barely give at all, so I was sort of Frankensteining my way around Con. This was but one element of the ridiculous discomfort that came with wearing this costume.
Let’s look at the armor next.
All of it had rough, sharp edges when it arrived. I had not known that this would be the case. It took hours to sand the edges down to what I thought they should look like. Well, to what I thought was acceptable. I felt like they should be rounded down to the bottom edge, with no corners. But that just wasn’t happening.
Also I had to buy a Dremel tool. This was not a complete waste, as I used it on almost every non-cloth part of the costume and have used it at least twice on other things since then (feel the sarcasm). Anybody need a Dremel?
Once everything was smoothed out, paint was the next step. I’m sure there are better ways of doing this (and everything else I did), but I put two coats of this awesome-looking aluminum spray paint on all of the armor pieces. I didn’t use plain silver because I wanted it to have some texture and I think it looks great. I then tore up tons and tons and tons of strips of painter’s tape. I placed it on edges and in various spots so that when I put the purple coat on I could pull the tape off, leaving the base exposed to resemble wear and damage. I’m mostly happy with how it turned out except for that one spot on the right chest plate.
Mandos tend to cover their armor with meaningful insignia, so I wanted each marking on mine to be something specific. On the right chest piece is an eight pointed star that I used because my favorite band, Faith No More, used it. Inside that are the Mandalorian numerals for “19”, a nod to my favorite author, Stephen King. The octagram is silver Sharpie traced around a square and the numerals are acrylic paint brushed on through a stencil. I was intentionally a little sloppy because I didn’t want them to look perfect, but I did want the star to be precise.
The left side is my son’s handprint. He chose the blue. We just dipped his hand in acrylic paint and stuck it on the plate.
The left shoulder plate is the outline of the mask of Blue Demon, my favorite luchador. This was also a stencil and spray paint.
After everything was painted and dried, I pulled off all of the painter’s tape and had my “damage and wear”.
I didn’t want a full backpack because I knew that would be a good bit of extra weight. Instead, I attached this utilitarian-looking thermos I found as a container for my “knockout gas” and kitbashed that other thing to be the casing for my flamethrower fuel. The plate on top is just there to add some color (and another Mando “19”). Underneath that is a storage crate for the weapons from a GI Joe Sigma Six action figure. I always really dug the design of that crate and wanted to find a cool use for it. As I am typing this and looking at the pictures, I am remembering that there is actually a bottle in that housing connected to the hose running out of it. The idea was that the housing protected the actual container inside from being damaged.
All of that gear is just screwed onto the back plate. The hoses were tucked up underneath and secured with Velcro.
*a pneumatic hose attachment
*three push buttons
*a wiring housing
*the end of one of the toilet brushes
*a vacuum cleaner attachment
*the front of a small toy gun
I spent hours and hours measuring and cutting and sanding and drilling and attaching. I don’t recall the whole process, but I think that what I made is very cool. The only thing I’d really change is the nozzle for the flamethrower (it’s the handle of the toilet brush). It needs to be refined and could easily look a lot better. I just liked the shape of it so much.
The aforementioned codpiece was an issue. It was an essential part of the armor, but was not included with the plates I bought, presumably because it is a much more difficult part to mold. It’s not just a curved shape. Fortunately for me, it is shaped a good bit like a dustpan.
Yep. That’s a dustpan that I cut the handle off of (with my Dremel tool) and painted to match the rest of the armor. The pictured belt held it on, but there were two other belts that covered that and the flat portion at the top, so it looked okay. It had a tendency to flip up when I walked, so I attached that loop of Velcro to the coveralls to hold it in place via a strip I stuck in the bottom on the back.
I happened upon this belt by Lip Service while looking online for unique styles of pouches. I loved the texture and look of it, plus it would actually be a practical way for me to carry stuff around. Naturally even their largest size was way too small for me, but that was no problem because I had already planned to add a belt buckle.
The metal is from the back of some kind of device I had. I drilled holes in the corners and cut strips of thick plastic to sandwich the ends of the belt that I had cut in half. I punched holes in the belt and used the screws from the spikes to hold everything together. Once I was sure of the fit, I Super Glued the screws into the spikes so that it wouldn’t come apart. The belt piece has snaps on either side, so I didn’t need the buckle to be functional or removable.
I got the gun belt and holsters either from the Bud K catalog or from Amazon. I can’t recall. I used them exactly as they came because I thought they looked fine. Leather probably would have been better, but I didn’t have the skills, time, or money to craft leather holsters. And I just now remembered that I tried.
I cut up an old leather jacket that I had and tried to make holsters, but they looked terrible.
The vest was a nightmare for my wife (as was this whole project). She had much better sewing skills than me and had actually used a sewing machine before. We thought that the vest would be easy, but there were two major problems – I had to be able to wear it backwards and the lining had to come out. This thing was going to be hot enough without my core being kept extra-warm. Also, about six inches had to be cut off of the bottom.
The lining was cut out easily enough, but the insulation would not come out. It’s some kind of fibrous stuff like cotton and it’s all glued into the outer material. There is no way we could have realistically separated it from the vest. So let me assure you – Puma makes toasty warm clothing.
Once the alterations to form were made, I attached Velcro in all of the appropriate spots. This was done by sticking both sides to the backs of the plates and pressing them onto the vest. Looking at it now, it seems like it would have been a pain in the ass to get everything into the right spots, but I don’t remember it being bad. I had planned to sew the Velcro on, but the stickiness was such that I didn’t need to. Even now those strips aren’t going anywhere.
I hauled everything down to Dragon Con. On Saturday morning, I suited up. It was a pain in the ass to do by myself and I sweated up a storm even though I had turned the air in the room down to 60°. Once I was geared up, I realized that all of the uncomfortable things about the costume were really, really bad when combined.
I couldn’t see out of the mask for shit. I’m used to not having peripheral vision in those things, but that mesh was not as easy to see through as I had thought. Plus it was thicker and hotter than any other mask I had worn.
The fit of the vest and armor was actually quite good. Nothing was choking me or pulling or pressing in an uncomfortable manner. Through pure dumb luck we had managed to balance everything well and provide enough support that the heavier parts didn’t sag or pull. But my core was sweltering. Wrapped in an undershirt, the coveralls, the insulated vest, and the armor; it was hideously uncomfortable. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so hot and smothered in my life.
As I mentioned, walking was difficult. The boots had no give and getting down stairs was tricky.
The gloves prevented me from doing pretty much anything. They were thick and kept me from taking pictures or using my phone. Plus, while attaching them to the gauntlets had worked out nicely, I was constantly conscious of where the gauntlets were sitting on my forearms and how they looked.
I don’t think that I was in that costume for more than half an hour before I decided I just couldn’t take it anymore. I honestly have no idea how people wear heavy costumes. I can’t even imagine walking in the parade. I might as well try to fly to the moon by flapping my arms.
When I got back to the room I wanted nothing more than to rip the whole thing off as quickly as possible, but even though I knew then that I was never going to wear it again I wanted to preserve it. The most maddening part was that I couldn’t take my mask off until I had the vest off. Which required unscrewing the spiked holding it in place, pulling the back plate off, and unzipping the vest. After that everything came off fairly easily. I had to pour the sweat out of my boots into the bathtub.
I sat in the room naked and drank water for at least an hour, with the misery of the culmination of everything just sinking into me.
Building this suit took almost a year and taught me that I never want to do anything like this again. I was obsessed. I neglected my family to a disgusting degree, I spent money I never should have, and I threw hundreds of hours of my life at something that brought me only the most fleeting satisfaction and that I couldn’t even stand to wear for more than an hour. The feelings of accomplishment I had from finishing the thing are long gone now, while I will never recover from the guilt of spending so many hours down in the workshop away from my wife and son. I will never get that year back.
Costuming isn’t for me. I hate that it took what it did for me to learn that, but I know it now. So if you see ol’ Phantom at Dragon Con – or anywhere else – it’s going to be in a mask and a suit. Or something that someone else made.
I hope that didn’t get too depressing at the end. That’s just my experience. Everything’s fine now, although if I so much as mention sewing a button on some pants, the missus kicks me. And rightfully so. I should buy her a yacht or something.
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