Tuesday, May 19, 2015
An Unnecessary Whedon-ism: Why I Still Don't Like Hawkeye
It started with something the Phantom said in the podcast about Hawkeye's family being put into the movie was to show that he was "the heart" of the group. I took a mid-afternoon nap thinking about the Age of Ultron, while watching Buffy. When I woke up I knew what it was that had been bugging me. Some people wake up from naps with revelations about curing cancer or solving world hunger, but I get an Avengers epiphany. Typical. But looking at it now it's just such a Whedon thing to do.
If you look at Whedon's history, especially with tv, you'll see that it's pretty much his deal. Everyone who doesn't have powers has to be "the something" in his shows. In Firefly Kaylee was the heart, and Shepard Book was the conscious even though they both brought things to the group. I for one really wanted to see more of what the Shepard's story was. There was much more to him than we got to see in the show. Wesley, Gunn, and Fred took turns being the heart in Angel because; although they could all do stuff, none of them had powers. It happens most in Buffy though. Look at Xander. In the beginning of the show he's just a wise-cracking Scoobie. He's a jokey whipping boy who falls in love with monsters. As the seasons go on they start adding characters, and he starts getting outnumbered by the people with powers. Willow becomes a witch and has a fancy new witch girlfriend, Anya becomes a demon again, Spike is a vampire, and even Buffy's little sister is a mystical energy turned into an annoying brat. What does Xander have to do towards the end of the series besides fix stuff when monsters trash the Summer's home? Granted, he's pretty good at it, but that's about it until near the end of the series. Buffy at some point calls him her heart, but only when I was talking it out with Captain Wow (which is how I'm considering referring to my husband since we don't have cool nicknames like the Troublemaker family. He doesn't like it so if you can think of something better I'm taking submissions) that I realized the most important thing. The speech he makes to the Potential Slayers. He talks about how powerful his friends are, and how he's just a dude who can only try to help and fix stuff, but he's going to keep trying so they all should too. It's along those lines enough to where I'm not going to look it up just to quote it exactly. I think paraphrasing gets us along just fine here. My main point is that it is pretty much the exact same speech that Hawkeye makes to Scarlet Witch in Age of Ultron. Really almost identical. And considering how much nerd cross-over Whedon gets that's just sloppy writing. I'm kind of surprised I'm the first one to notice it really, but I guess everyone is too busy fretting over whether or not Joss Whedon is sexist to notice little stuff like this.
I loved the first Avengers movie, and no one was happier then I was to see that he finally got another shot at making movies. I love the way he shoots action scenes, and his character development is top notch. But the characters were developed in previous movies. This is not the time for new story lines. This is the time for payoff, and I'm getting tired of every other movie in the MCU feeling like a lead-off into another movie. When are they going to stop teasing Thanos, and just give us some damn Thanos? These movies should be able to stand alone without having seen the gillion other movies, tv shows, or comics that surround each one. I'll still watch and read everything worth note, but you can't assume that everyone will. Because unless you can give people meaningful stories that matter in the end they probably won't care about all the stuff that goes along with it. I'm also kind of okay with Joss stepping away from the MCU. Maybe we can get that payoff we've been waiting for, and Joss can go off and work on the new Firefly we've also been waiting for. I know it's not going to happen, but I still like to dream. Just like Wash is still alive in my dreams...
Beth got her start writing for a site called Movie Criticism for the Retarded (which has been revived as dorkdroppings.com. Check it out sometime), but was pulled out of an early retirement to write for Needless Things. When she isn't writing she plays video games and watches bad horror movies while eagerly awaiting the zombie apocalypse. She may try to save her husband and/or their cats, but luckily hasn't had to make those tough decisions yet.