I have never been aroused by an action figure, not even the Adult Superstars Brianna Banks figure. But if it was going to happen, it would’ve been because of a purple chick with lightsabers.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Labels: action figures, Grace Jones, Huntara, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, Princess of Power, She-Ra, toy reviews
Monday, March 30, 2015
Labels: action figures, He-Man, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, Oo-Larr, toy reviews
Friday, March 27, 2015
I wanted to close the week out with a Superstar that is not only one of the greatest and most respected of all time, but that is also synonymous with WrestleMania.
Listen up, Phantomaniacs – it’s that magical time of year when the WWE comes to the forefront of the entertainment world and puts everything it’s got into producing the biggest, wildest, and most entertaining spectacle of the whole year!
Labels: Dork Droppings, ESO Network, Gnoll, Mike Gordon, Needless Things Podcast, New Legend Productions, wrestlemania, wrestling, Wrestling With Pop Culture, wwe
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Let’s talk about Kane.
I have no idea how to talk about Kane.
I have a lot of respect for the guy as a performer. He has taken everything that WWF/E has handed him over the years and made the best of it. He has been terrifying, powerful, tragic, and even at times hilarious. It’s interesting to note that at this point in his career, Kane has spent more time unmasked than masked, though I will always prefer the menacing, masked Big Red Machine over Corporate Kane or any other maskless variations.
Obviously I like masks.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
My earliest memories of Junkyard Dog are of a bunch of ladies talking about how handsome he was.
I cannot remember the setting. I don’t know if it was at an aunt’s house or a military base or a gas station. I have no idea. But I remember hearing ladies saying things to the effect of , “Oh, my, what a big, handsome man.” And looking up and seeing JYD’s face on the TV screen, then a shot of him dancing on the ring apron. I don’t know that I thought of him as particularly good-looking, but he sure did seem like fun.
If you were to ask most fans of wrestling or people who used to be fans of wrestling about the attitude era of the WWE (WWF at the time) you will likely get the same response. “Man, thats when wrestling was good,” is a common response which isnt entirely accurate. I mean sure, the attitude era offered us a lot of good stuff. I mean we got StoneCold Steve Austin, Triple H, The Rock, and Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love becoming huge stars by doing some outlandish things, crazy interviews and ridiculous bumps. We got some great catchphrases such as “Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass” and “If you smell what the Rock is cooking.” I mean hell, we even got a sock that was more over than some of the wrestlers. And lets not forget The Undertaker crucifying Stone Cold Steve Austin to his symbol or the dark wedding between Undertaker and Stephanie McMahon.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
I used to really like – nay, adore – Mick Foley.
He was a hero to me for the many different things that he not only pursued, but excelled at. There’s no questioning that he’s a bona-fide wrestling Legend. He changed the face of the business and is one of the greatest sports entertainers to have ever entered the ring. I can’t mention Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, Ric Flair, or The Rock without mentioning Mick Foley. He was an innovator and a trendsetter like none other.
Mike Nelson is the Content Owner/Manager for Youtube Channels Trexlight and Nerds of the Apocalypse, has been a lifelong wrestling fan. Much of his fandom comes from the days of ECW and knowing Paul Heyman was possibly one of the best promoters in Professional Wrestling.
Monday, March 23, 2015
I have found that my own personal case of Hulkamania has been creeping back over the past few years.
Not for the present day Hulk Hogan - the one that wears black jeans and has douchey tattoos and makes me sad when he shows up in WWE because his spirit is absolutely gone. Also not for WCW Hulk Hogan, who coasted along for two years before catching fire again as Hollywood Hulk Hogan after horning his way in on the nWo gimmick.
No, I’m reliving my childhood love of the Hulkster of the WWF Rock N’ Wrestling era. The irresistible force that told me to say my prayers, eat my vitamins, and believe in myself. The golden superman that might get knocked down, but always got back up. The head Hulkamaniac that ignored his doctor’s advice and defended his WWF Championship against King Kong Bundy in the STEEL CAGE at WrestleMania II, despite (or perhaps because of) the broken ribs that Bundy had inflicted just a month before.
Labels: action figures, Hulk Hogan, Hulkamania, mattel, wrestling, wrestling toys, wwe, WWE Defining Moments, WWE Elite Series, wwf
Welcome to WrestleMania Week here on Needless Things!
Over the course of this week leading up to the granddaddy of ‘em all we’ll be talking wrestling, reviewing figures, and wrapping it up with a WrestleMania episode of the Needless Things Podcast. Also, be sure to follow me on Instagram where I’ve been using the #wrestleraday hashtag to post a different wrestling toy every single day since the beginning of the month.
I have been immersing myself in professional wrestling lately.
It’s partly due to the impending WrestleMania, but also partly because something about the convergence of various promotions and storylines has sparked that fandom in me again. I don’t know if today’s post will be more WWE-centric or if I’m just going to ramble about all of wrestling, but I’m definitely more invested in it than I have been in a few years. And I’m okay with that.
Friday, March 20, 2015
In what was supposed to be the start of an ongoing series of episodes focusing on Star Trek, Phantom and Gary Mitchel end up discussing one of the great heroes of science fiction – Leonard Nimoy.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
I want to tell you a little bit about this past weekend.
I had an extremely busy weekend that I was not, in many ways, entirely prepared for. I hosted a wrestling show on Friday night, I volunteered to emcee Radio Cult’s performance at Joelanta on Saturday night, and I hosted a toy panel at Joelanta on Sunday afternoon. Oh, and we also recorded an episode of Earth Station Who Sunday night, which may not seem like much, but that involves an hour (or so) of recording time as well as the time it takes to watch whatever story we’re reviewing (in this case two hours and thirty minutes for “Invasion of the Dinosaurs”).
As much as I love all of the things that I do and appreciate the fact that I can do them, they take time and effort and there’s only so much of me to go around. I think I pushed it a bit this weekend, especially after such a lengthy hiatus from public performing.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Friday, March 13, 2015
In today’s episode – the second this week! - Phantom Troublemaker interviews James Bickert, the director of the cult biker/exploitation/Bigfoot movie Dear God No! and its follow-up Frankenstein Created Bikers, which is currently raising funds on Kickstarter.
Labels: crowd funding, cult movies, Dear God No!, Frankenstein Created Bikers, horror movies, interviews, James Bickert, Kickstarter, movies, Needless Things Podcast
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
I think that Firefly is the greatest television show that’s ever aired.
But before I saw Firefly, there was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which I think is the greatest television show that ever aired for more than one season.
And then there’s Angel. In some ways Angel is better than Buffy, and in others it’s nowhere near as good, but unto itself it is an excellent show that’s high up on my list of favorite shows.
These three shows all have two major things in common – they were created by Joss Whedon and they all took me a while to get into. But that’s a whole other post that I already wrote.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
I’m going to have a busy weekend.
It’s been far too long since I’ve gotten up in front of people and performed in any capacity. My day job has prevented me from taking a couple of opportunities – sorry, Possum Kingdom Ramblers – and when I have been available there just hasn’t been anything going on. I’ve been pathetically slack about scheduling another Whose EFF is it, Anyway? because I’m lazy and I hate organizing people; even reliable ones. And for a time it looked as though Monstrosity Championship Wrestling might be dead.
Monday, March 9, 2015
Needless Things Podcast 48 – 2015 New York International Toy Fair Part 2 & The Great Atlanta Toy Convention
Phantom Troublemaker and the Needless Things Irregulars once again convene to discuss and review Toy Fair!
Labels: Belligerent Monkey, DC Collectibles, Funko, hasbro, Josh Wilson, Marvel Legends, mattel, Needless Things Podcast, Reverend Dan Wilson, Ryan Schweck, toy fair, Toy Fair 2015, toys
Friday, March 6, 2015
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
If you don’t know, Previews is the catalogue that Diamond Comic Distributors use to offer the products they distribute to comic book stores around the country. This is where you can view and order (through your favorite Local Comic Book Shop) comic books, trade paperback collections, t-shirts, books, media, and toys and other collectibles from hundreds of different vendors that deal in geek-oriented merchandise. The genius part is that you actually have to pay for your copy of Previews for the privilege of ordering other things to pay for. It’s like the Ren Fest except without the horse poo smell.
So every month a new edition of Previews is sent out to comic book stores. Contained in the pages within are products that might be currently available or could be released anytime in the next year; but typically about two months away. Or sometimes never. I’ve ordered lots of things that have just never come in. Without getting into the specific politics of Diamond, let me just say that they aren’t quite a monopoly and also aren’t quite the worst distributor anybody has ever dealt with in the history of the universe.
Labels: comic books, Dark Horse Comics, DC Collectibles, dc comics, Diamond Comics, Diamond Select Toys, Funko, idw, image comics, marvel, Previews
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Phantom Troublemaker and the Needless Things Irregulars once again convene to discuss and review Toy Fair!
Labels: action figures, Beau Brown, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, Needless Things Podcast, podcasts, toy fair, Toy Fair 2015, toys
Monday, March 2, 2015
Toy Review – Masters of the Universe Classics Snake Armor He-Man & Battle Armor King Hssss from Mattel
On paper this isn’t necessarily a two-pack I would have gotten super excited about. I have as many He-Man variants as I might want and there are a lot of 200X versions I’d prefer to have before King Hssss (Teela, Sorceress, Roboto, Prince Adam, Skeletor, possibly even Orko). But the pictures Matty showed when they first revealed this set looked awesome. I still love the 200X aesthetic and wish we could see more of it in the Classics line, so these two figures were a welcome addition. Plus, I would at least have a King Hssss that I wasn’t ashamed to put at the front of the shelf.
Labels: action figures, Masters of the Universe, masters of the universe classics, mattel, MattyCollector.com, Snake Men, toy reviews