My
wife got me a box of WWE Valentines from Dollar Tree. If that’s not
the best way that anybody has ever told me, “I love you”, then I
don’t know what is.
The
problem with that is that these things just didn’t give me much to
work with:
So
instead I decided to make my own Valentines. I did this last year on
Facebook, then realized how much effort I had wasted because Facebook
is a piece of shit. Never, ever
put something that you have spent time and effort on exclusively on
Facebook, because no matter how funny or awesome it is, it will never
get as many likes as your idiot friend’s comment about a sandwich
or somebody else’s link to some crappy website’s collection of
links to other websites.
Notice
I didn’t mention quizzes like, “Which Synthetic Fabric Are You?”.
I
always take those quizzes. Sometimes I hate myself.
But I love you
guys, so here’s some Valentine’s Day love:
Happy
Val Venis Day, Phantomaniacs!
Here's
hoping you get some!
Voluntarily.
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