So in no particular order here's what I want to see with the new Doctor:
- The Return of Dignity
William Hartnell's first Doctor was very dignified. Jon Pertwee, Peter Davison, and Sylvester McCoy all had a lot of dignity. Even my least favorite Doctor, Colin Baker, had dignity. He just maybe had too much of it. He wasn't some gangly space boy awkwardly flailing throughout time. While Matt Smith could be serious, his silliness stands out much more to me. I like the humorous aspects of Doctor Who, but have grown weary of its goofy overuse. Sure other Doctors have had some funny aspects (jelly baby anyone?), but when I think of Matt Smith's Doctor it is the first thing that comes to mind. Yes he was tough sometimes, and he fought lots of monsters, but he also had to carry a baby around while listening to gay innuendo.
I put a lot of this down to the full takeover by Steven Moffat at the start of the 11th Doctor's tenure. He was fine while Russell T. Davies was still keeping an eye on things (Blink is one of the best episodes of the relaunched series), but once Moffat had full control the show had a tendency to turn into episodes of Coupling. I like Coupling, but its humor doesn't belong on Doctor Who. I know that Moffat also wrote Jekyll and Sherlock, but Jekyll wasn't that great and Sherlock is a crime drama. I've seen the Douglas Adams written episodes from the late 70's (and it's too bad Shada was never finished by the way), but he was at least an accomplished sci-fi writer. He just happened to have good jokes too. Even an old pro like Neil Gaiman was hit or miss during this Doctor's time. So let's bring a little self-respect back to the Doctor.
- Better Companions
A good companion can make or break a Doctor. I might have liked Colin Baker much more if I hadn't hated Peri and Mel. Peri was Peter Davison's companion first, but she's far more tolerable when she's with him. Well, almost tolerable. If the Doctor is going to keep mainly with female companions they should be more than clever and attractive girls who need the occasional (or in some cases quite frequent) rescue. Leela was a warrior babe, Romana was a Time Lord in her own right, and Donna certainly didn't take any crap. With the recent male companions like Mickey and Rory seeming to be nothing more than accessories for the ladies they traveled with it might be time to see a strong male companion again too though. Mickey was kind of a jealous dope, and poor Rory just died all the time (and not in the “good, I'm so glad Adric's gone” satisfying kind of way). Jack Harkness is the only good male companion in a very long time, and since he wasn't really around that long or often I think the guys are due. Clara is fine I suppose, but there just hasn't been a lot of depth in the character. She's a fast talking, fast quipping, fast running girl and not much more. She's been with the Doctor for such a short amount of time that when she sacrificed herself to save him it didn't really affect me in the way I think it was supposed to. I just saw it tying up the loose end of her mystery. So if she's going to stay on as the 12th Doctor's companion I'd like to see her slow it down a little, and actually build a relationship with the audience and the Doctor (but not in that way. That's my next point). I also think there should be a ban on children on the TARDIS. Having to save annoying children is even worse than having to save helpless women. I know that the kids only came along once, but it sets a precedent, and I would hate to see that continued in any way.
- Less Romance
The Doctor is not supposed to be chasing tail. He's a sad, tough, ancient alien who gets lonely traveling the whole of time and space on his own. That, and giving viewers someone to relate to, is the point of a companion. Companionship. Not flirting or kissing or sexual innuendo. Poor Paul McGann has taken the brunt of my ire for making the Doctor a romantic character for years, but it really wasn't his fault that the writers were trying to make it appeal to American audiences. It's our fault for needing everything sexed up over here so that we're given something to root for. At the time American audiences just couldn't make the emotional connection to the Doctor without some love. I think we've grown as a sci-fi viewing country since then, and it's time for that aspect to take a back seat. It's fine for the Doctor to have feelings for, or chemistry with, his companions. If he didn't why would he take them along in the first place? I just don't need to see the Doctor fall in love anymore. Or girls falling all over themselves in love with him. Have the witty banter, but don't have it based on sex or love. Again, it's not an episode of Coupling, and the Doctor and his female companions are not Steve and Susan. If you haven't seen Coupling all of these references will be lost on you so go catch up after you're done here. It's streaming on Netflix, and is pretty funny for the most part, but I think you'll see what I mean.
Watching Amy repeatedly try and jump the Doctor's bones detracts rather than adds to the story for me. That's why I ended up liking Donna so much. They were friends, and that's all there was to it.
Given the age difference between Peter Capaldi and Jenna Louise Coleman I think the romantic aspects will cut themselves out, but you never know what Steven Moffat could do.
- New or Different Villains
We all love the Daleks and the Cybermen. We all started off loving the Angels, but now I don't care if I never see another statue in Doctor Who ever again. They're done. And the Daleks and Cybermen are heading the same way. They should be scary, but instead are just getting silly. The Sontarans and Silurians have been taken out of the villain zone due to their companion status so they're out now. You don't have to keep using the same monsters over and over again just because people recognize them or liked them a few times. There are 50 years of monsters and bad guys to draw from so do we really need another episode of the Doctor fighting Davros? The Silence was a nice addition so why can't we get some more new evil? Or if we can't get something new how about reviving some old villains that haven't been seen for a long time? The Jaggaroth could use a modern makeover, it's been a long time since the Rani has made an appearance, and CGI could make the Hand of Omega look like it's actually floating now. Before the special effects got special most of the Doctor's monster-y adversaries looked like guys in plastic suits and bad masks (which, in fairness, they were) so there's a lot they could do now that technology has caught up with writers' imaginations.
I hear that the 50th anniversary special is bringing back the Zygons so that may be a step in the right direction. We'll just have to wait and see.
So there, in a nutshell, is what I would like to see from the new Doctor Who. I don't mean for this to be as super critical as it may sometimes sounds. There are so many things I've loved about Doctor Who for so long. It's that love that which makes me want to see it remain the great show it's always been, and keep it going strong for another 50 years.
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