“Calm
Like A Bomb” Pandora is the toughest woman I have ever seen inside
of a wrestling ring.
That’s
not hyperbole. That’s fact.
I
have to admit, the first time I saw Platinum Championship Wrestling
at the Masquerade I didn’t have a very high opinion of women’s
wrestling. Let me be clear – I said “women’s wrestling”,
not “women wrestlers”.
At the time WWE and TNA were both doing pretty shitty jobs of
managing their women’s divisions. You know, kind of like they are
now. There was definitely talent in both companies – Gail Kim, Beth
Phoenix, Nattie Neidhart, Mickie James, and Tara just to name a few –
but they were typically only used well for a few weeks at a time, if
at all.
And as far as indie wrestling shows went I had been taught to expect one of two things: scantily-clad girls who did a lot more flailing about and screeching than actual wrestling; or ladies who were barely distinguishable from the male wrestlers who were really good at punching and not much else.
So
when an intense-looking white girl in some shredded tights and an
equally intense-looking black girl came out to the ring I was not
overly excited.
Then
they started beating the ever-loving shit out of each other.
Pandora
and Aisha Sunshine feuded pretty regularly for the next year, and to
call it epic would not be overstating things. As a matter of fact, I
would go so far as to call it the most successful feud to date in
PCW. Every single match between the two women was not only good but
better than the last. And I’m not talking “good for women”, I’m
talking straight-up good matches. Quite often the biggest draw on the
card for me.
But
that’s not all. Pandora also has a habit of getting herself
involved in men’s matches. As in, competing in them. One of the
first I saw was a three-way with her, De La Vega, and Vandal. The
match was solid and the endgame was all about Pandora. Since then
she’s been involved in other mixed gender matches and battle royals
and always manages to make an impact. She’s always at the center of
things, as Pandora was one of the constant figureheads of PCW during
the Empire’s takeover of the company. Every night she would speak
or act on behalf of the remaining Platinum Championship Wrestling
supporters.
- What makes you monstrous enough for Monstrosity Championship Wrestling?
A)
I'm Pound 4 Pound the toughest chick in professional wrestling every
day.
- What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?
A)
Transformers.
- What is one album everybody should own?
A)
Korn's greatest hits.
- Who is your favorite wrestler?
A)
Lita
cause she brought a different style to women's wrestling and cause
she showed that she could do everything the guys can do and most of
the time better.
- What's your beef at MCW on November 16? Who should be trembling in fear?
A)
I don't like any1 but I'm especially out for any female that gets in
my wrestling ring.......... I’m hoping it’s my arch
nemesis NINA MONET......... but I have no prob taking on
one of the boys.
- What would be your monster dream match?
A)
If my dream dude is considered a monster it’s Michael Myers vs.
Jason.
- Monstrosity Championship Wrestling is widely known as the most grueling event in professional wrestling history – how do you prepare for such a nightmare?
A)
I treat every time I get in the ring the same and that is with the
mentality that I will do whatever it takes to win...............
- How did you become involved with MCW?
A)
Again baddest and most brutal chick on the wrestling scene why
wouldn't I be involved?
- Which actor do you feel like you could sit and watch for hours no matter what they were doing and why?
A)
Christian Bale cuz he can take on any role and kill it...
- What inspires you to do what you do?
A)
The love the Passion and the brutality of it.....
got a lot of built up aggression and I love taking it out in the ring
and not getting in trouble with the law for it..
Plus I love hearing the boo's or cheers from all those people cause no one is ever quiet when I'm in the ring.
Plus I love hearing the boo's or cheers from all those people cause no one is ever quiet when I'm in the ring.
- What is something you cannot wait to see or have more of?
A)
I want to have a dream match and I want to see my protégé NINA
along with a few others make it in the business so I can feel like I
helped other people live out this dream.
- Is there a movie that should never be remade and if so which one?
A)
Exorcist unless Rob Zombie remakes it cause it’s a classic.
- Closer – can you cut a sick and twisted promo for Monstrosity Championship Wrestling on November 16th?
A)
ughhhhh
PROMO Pandora is back at MCW, by
popular demand and just like last year I'm gonna run thru anyone or
anything that gets in this ring against me...... and makes no
mistakes I will stop at nothing to get the win..................
Pandora
has been a villain and a fan favorite in the time since I’ve been
watching her career and has been successful as both. Regardless of
her allegiances, Pandora puts on a heck of a show. She’s
entertaining, brutal, tough, and – most importantly – has that
factor that makes you want to watch and see what she’s going to do
next. And what she’s going to do next is beat some ass this Friday
night at Monstrosity Championship Wrestling. This might be the only
environment that could produce an opponent vicious enough to give
Pandora a true challenge.
TOMORROW
NIGHT Monstrosity Championship Wrestling comes to Club Famous in
Atlanta, Georgia. There will be monsters, zombies, wrestlers, and
rock n’ roll. No other show will entertain you in the same way and
I personally guarantee a good time. I’ll be there as the ring
announcer, Professor Morte and Chuck Porterfield will be
commentating, and competitors from all over the world and every plane
od existence will be brutalizing one another in the squared circle.
Also,
there’s beer. Be there.
-Phantom
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