I have long been confused by Easter. I know all about the resurrection and whatnot, but I've never quite understood where the candy and eggs and rabbits and everything else came from. I had to know.
I'm not going to bore you with the international DaVinci Code-like adventure that led to my discovery of the truth about this Spring holiday - and believe me, those Catholics don't want you to know about this - instead, here are my findings.
This is all totally legit. Seriously.
Until next time, stay creepy-Phantom